‘harry would lift you against the shower wall and…’
please boy cant even get onto a bus
June 2013
i hope louis tweets the lyrics to 22 on his birthday there are about 14 reasons why that would be funny
it appears harry styles has gotten amnesia and can’t remember how buttons work, please get him to a doctor immediately
I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
Do you ever love a character so much that every single time you see them, it just makes you want to clutch your chest and yell out “MY BABYYYYYYYYY”
“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
If a show doesn’t make me feel emotionally unstable it’s not worth my time
Imagine: You’re in a 1D concert and Harry is looking at you like this
plot twist: You’re Louis Tomlinson
this is the funniest thing i have ever seen i hate harry
there are bands w choreographed routines and singers who put on shows w fireworks but somehow I’ve fallen in love with the one where they roll around and eat bananas on stage I could probably go to a zoo and see the same thing for a lot less money
i always think abt how 1D are ppl too they do people things
they sneeze in rooms full of people and panic when a bunch of snot flies out and they catch it in their hand and they dont know what to do
if you ever see me staring off into space looking confused there is an 80% chance I’m thinking about that time louis leapfrogged over harry
