Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.
WHY ARE PEOPLE VOLUNTARILY GIVING HARRY STYLES THEIR BABY HE’S GUNNA STEAL THEM LISTEN TO ME
Every hour, a supernatural teen gets hunted down and murdered. But thanks to donors like you, three thousand sexy teens were rescued last year. For hundreds of others, help never showed up. If you don’t call this number, you’re a murderer. 1-800-STOP-KILLING-SEXY-TEENS-YOU-GUYS.
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke